the otter and the termite

there once was a termite who lived in a colony with millions of his brothers. one day the dam broke because the pesky otters went and killed off all the beavers and the dam couldnt be maintained! "OH SHIT" said the termites as water quickly flooded the rotten log they called home, the otters soon learned how to make fire from man and killed all the termites

THE END

Theory on Zombies

i have comne up with a thory on zombies that is entirely possible. all of the following situations are hypotheticle. "what if the goverment took all substances containing methemphedamine in them? and what if the few items that arnt are so diluted of meth that meth addicts cook up the most hazardous ways to get meth? what if they make chemicles so dangerous their brains are fried complelty! their cerebreal cortex would be fried, all thats left being the brain stem. all thats left in their minds is the absolute need for meth! they become animal like killing in packs as deadly brain dead zombies? i pose this question andy, what if?

new game coming out!

theres a brand new rpg coming out this fall im sure everyone will enjoy, its called "Life of a loley stingray". heres a in game pic

anything and everything

there once was a man with a bucket, he said hes trying to truck it!
he filled them both up with lemons and limes, and anything thatll make you go!
he then met a lady named suckit, whos favorite phrase was "PHUCK IT"
she game him some medicine for his aches and pains, but ended up just giving him demons and fines!
he then decided to take suckits old phrase and when it comes to buckets, he says fuck its!

How to properly despose of a phone

johnny deep

Johnny depp has quite a veiw on life that is verys imilar on life. it seems as if he is very against commercialism, and hates being pestered at times he wishes to be left alone. He has also been one of my favorite actors, and he seems to have had a inner demon burning him in his youth. All things considered he seems to be an unanchored ship, looking for a place for him to set sail to and live happily in a far off port. His quarkiness that hes shown in all his movies, along with his ability to always be himself have inspired many a things in my life. not from depp alone persay but what he represents. We all know that one person thats famous that we find our attidtude in life in. I am happy to see that depp has anchored down with a wife and kids, at at such a late age he will have no regrets. Live life on your own accord, and to the fullest you can make it.